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Laughter serves as a powerful remedy, especially when you’re caught in the rhythm of repeating your name thirty times a minute and navigating unexpected surprises like cleaning up after little ones. Parenting unfolds as a delightful adventure, and children, for the most part, are endearing. Yet, what truly captivates the heart in babies is their complete lack of filters and social conventions.
Parents shared online the funniest Jokes their kids made without much effort.
1. A Little Pronunciation Problem
When kids are still getting their alphabet in a row, throwing in a few embarrassing words in their regular sentences is possible.
One online user says, “Hats off to the waiter that kept a straight face as my 5yo ordered the v*g*na for lunch instead of the lasagna.”
The child wasn’t too far off.
2. Sibling Fights Are Parent’s Fault
Some kids discovered that their sibling rivalry is purely their parent’s fault. How exactly did the parent start the sibling fight?
“You did when you had so many kids.”
One kid is perfect, and two is a wrestling match.
3. If It Has Pockets, You’re Unstoppable
Every girl knows the female version of a Swiss knife is a dress with pockets!
One girl discovered pockets on her dress and exclaimed, “Nothing can stop me.”
It’s a thing!
4. Okay, Boomer
It has been said that if the music is too loud, you’re too old.
One parent shares, “I asked my son to turn down his music and he ‘okayed boomer’ me so now we’re turning off the wi-fi for a bit.”
That’s a worthy punishment.
5. Practicing Parenting
You hear people call themselves a “plant parent” and “dog Mom,” but is it the same as having actual kids?
A funnyparent says, “I don’t know why people say having a dog prepares you for having a kid because my dog has never wanted to watch Frozen 47 days in a row.”
6. How To Empty The Play Park
What does a smart child do when all the playthings at the park are full? One child showed us.
“There weren’t any swings available at the park, so my daughter yelled, “SOPHIA, EMMA, OLIVIA, AIDEN, YOUR MOM SAYS IT’S TIME TO GO!” and now the park is empty.”
7. A Toddler On A Phone
Why don’t you leave the phone with a toddler?
A parent shares, “I let my toddler play with my phone today, so now everything is in Spanish, and I have 273 pictures of her left hand.”
8. Surpised Eyebrows
Kids have a better opinion than mirrors, as one Mom found out. After watching her daughter draw her eyebrows, she exclaimed, “You look surprised!”
“So do you!” Her daughter retorted.
How long she had held that information in, we’ll never know.
9. Easter Bunny Match Maker
A child decided to be the perfect matchmaker for, wait for it, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy!
“My kid lost a tooth and plans to put it under her pillow tonight so the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy can meet and hopefully make a love connection and I am HERE FOR IT.”
We’d love to see it!
We’re all told to believe in ourselves, but a child will truly show you what confidence looks like.
A parent says, “Self-confidence is my four-year-old asking me to turn off the ceiling fan so he can show me how high he jumps.”
The sky is the limit.
11. A Full-ish Stomach
Kids’ stomachs are always full, except when it’s snacks.
One child says, “My stomach is full except for a circle-shaped space.”
12. Be Early, Be Lazy Later
A parent says, “We homeschool. 12 [year old] started school by himself at 6:30 this morning. I asked why he started already, and he said, “I just want to get this done so I can get back to being lazy sooner.”
This one has cracked the life code.
13. A Yummy Opinion
Everyone should eat their own lunch in school, and if a friend offers you theirs, eat it too.
One child ate her lunch and half of her friend’s and said, “When someone gives me food, I don’t ask questions.”
14. How To Say No
“No” is a complete sentence; one child found a perfect way to refuse to take up a chore.
The child said, “Oh Mommy I would love to do that, except that I don’t want to.”
Can one use that line on a boss?
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