10 Hilarious and Hard “Would You Rather” Questions
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“Would you rather” questions are a great conversation starter for any age. They can range from innocent to adult humor. Regardless, they make us think about things we otherwise would never give a second thought to.
The Reddit community shares the hardest questions they’ve been asked; get ready to laugh!
1. Human Anatomy Changes
One user shared, “Would you rather have a horizontal butt crack or a vertical mouth?” Most of the community opted for the butt since it can be covered. But they agreed it’d be awkward with things like going down a slide or walking. One user had a good point that a vertical mouth would be perfect for eating tacos.
2. House and Car Parts
One user shares, “One night while I was out to dinner with [my niece] and her mother, she asked me, “Uncle, would you rather be a door or a window. I thought it over for a moment, and for no particular reason said, “I guess I’d rather be a window.”
Without missing a beat, she goes, “Hmm…You seem more like a door to me.” Then flat refused to explain why. Haunts me to this day.”
3. Land or Ground Speed
“Would you rather have the ability to effortlessly run at 100 mph, or fly at 10 mph?” While many people were tempted by flying, others thought it’d be cool to walk on water (possible at over 70 mph) and cut down commute time.
4. Apples and Oranges
This question is very random, and both choices would be very inconvenient, making it hard for people to choose. “Would you rather have to pay for everything in pennies or have to use a pogo stick as your only method of transportation. This includes walking; if you want to get up off the couch to go get a bag of chips from the pantry, you have to pogo there.”
5. Favorite Things
“Would you rather never enjoy music again, or never enjoy food again?” This is a tough one, no matter which way it’s sliced.
6. Worser Evils
“Would you rather be constantly sticky all over your entire body, forever. Or constantly itchy all over your entire body, forever. I simply cannot choose.” Shares one user. Yuck!
7. Limb Length
“Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs?” Most agreed that having short legs would be easier to adjust to than the opposite.
8. Bodily Functions
“Would you rather poop a pineapple or pee a grape?” Asks one user, to which one user says they don’t want to play this game anymore. No, thank you!
9. Attic Talk
“I think this is a pretty popular one, but it’s “would you rather find a person or 1000 cockroaches in your attic?” Says one Redditor. Most agreed it depends on the person, but likely they’d be easier to handle than a bunch of cockroaches.
10. Disappointing Responses
One Redditor admits his disappointment that most of the questions in the thread involved pain rather than fun and fantasy. To which was perhaps the best reply of all: “Would you rather, never see this question on AskReddit again, or continue to be disappointed by the mostly painful answers and find the uncommon, enjoyable and fun gem of a reply?”
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