24 One-Liners That Are So Silly They’re Good
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Looking for a quick dose of laughter? These playful one-liners are just the ticket when you’re in the mood for a lighthearted chuckle or could use a little pick-me-up. Enjoy the humor!
1. A Thought Provoking Question
“Why do noses run but feet smell?”
2. Embrace Mistakes
“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.”
3. Smart Alec
“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”
4. Watch Upcycling
“I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.”
5. Winston Churchhill Wit
“He occasionally stumbled over the truth but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened”
6. Truthful Irony
“Always borrow money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back.”
7. Bible Fun
“And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.”
8. Will Ferrell Jokes
“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”
9. Passive Aggressive
“Some people just need a gentle pat… on the head… with a hammer.”
10. Change of Opinion
“Communist until you get rich, feminist until you get married, atheist until the airplane starts falling.”
11. Daddy-Son Love
A 4-year-old son to his dad after a trip to Asia, “I forgot your face, but I remembered you’re fat!”
12. Silly Lines
“Dyslexics of the world: Untie!”
13. Interview Shenanigans
“Employer: Why should I hire you? Me: Because I don’t have a job.”
14. People Pleaser
“Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.”
15. Playing with the Weather
“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”
16. Science Fun
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”
17. Time Travel
“I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.”
18. Facial Expressions
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
19. Magical Music
“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
20. Special Diet
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!”
21. Book Fun
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
22. No Extreme Sports
“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
23. Don’t Go First
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
24. Cheesy Candy Humor
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat bars.”
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