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24 One-Liners That Are So Silly They’re Good

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Looking for a quick dose of laughter? These playful one-liners are just the ticket when you’re in the mood for a lighthearted chuckle or could use a little pick-me-up. Enjoy the humor!

1. A Thought Provoking Question

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“Why do noses run but feet smell?”

2. Embrace Mistakes

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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a big hug.”

3. Smart Alec

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“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”

4. Watch Upcycling

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“I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.”

5. Winston Churchhill Wit

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“He occasionally stumbled over the truth but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened”

6. Truthful Irony

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“Always borrow money from pessimists. They’ll never expect it back.”

7. Bible Fun

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“And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.”

8. Will Ferrell Jokes

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“Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.”

9. Passive Aggressive

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“Some people just need a gentle pat… on the head… with a hammer.”

10. Change of Opinion

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“Communist until you get rich, feminist until you get married, atheist until the airplane starts falling.”

11. Daddy-Son Love

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A 4-year-old son to his dad after a trip to Asia, “I forgot your face, but I remembered you’re fat!”

12. Silly Lines

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“Dyslexics of the world: Untie!”

13. Interview Shenanigans

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“Employer: Why should I hire you? Me: Because I don’t have a job.”

14. People Pleaser

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“Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them.”

15. Playing with the Weather

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“I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.”

16. Science Fun

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“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!”

17. Time Travel

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“I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.”

18. Facial Expressions

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“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”

19. Magical Music

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“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”

20. Special Diet

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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!”

21. Book Fun

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“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

22. No Extreme Sports

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“If at first, you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”

23. Don’t Go First

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“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”

24. Cheesy Candy Humor

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“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit Kat bars.”


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