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Certain jokes possess a unique brand of absurdity that makes them amusing in a truly distinctive way. This particular charm is often encapsulated in jokes tailored for children, which, while undeniably simple, manage to exude an endearing quality all their own. My four-year-old child regularly encounters these delightful jokes from her friends and the books she brings home, deeming them utterly hilarious. Naturally, we find ourselves unable to stifle our laughter, joyfully joining in with her infectious giggles.
A trending thread compiled a list of jokes that are so corny they’re funny. Get ready for a good laugh.
1. A Paint Joke
“What’s blue and smells like red paint?
2. A Random Joke
“What’s big, green, and if it falls out of a tree, it will kill you?
A pool table.”
3. When in Norway
“Why do Norwegian military ships have barcodes on the side?
So when they come into dock, they can scan da navy in.”
4. Too Obvious
“Why did the partially blind man fall down the well?
He couldn’t see that well.”
5. Power of Deduction
“Have you ever seen an elephant hiding in a field of daisies? (No)
See how well they hide?! (Told to me by a 5 year old).”
6. A Dog Joke
“What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter. It won’t come when you call it anyway.”
“What’s red and bad for your teeth?
8. A Bird Joke
“Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.”
9. Play on Words
“How do you get an elephant out of Safeway?
Answer: You take the “S” out of “Safe” and the “f” out of “way.” (You may have to repeat this a few times.)
If you’re lucky, the person will sit there saying, “afeway” before they blurt out, “there is no f in way!””
10. Captain Obvious
“What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue.”
11. Silly Rhymes
“What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
“What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm.” Gross!
“What’s brown and sticky?
14. The Anti-Joke
“Wanna hear something that’ll make you smile?
Your face muscles.”
15. Strange Requests
“A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says “a beer, please. And one for the road.””
16. Play on Science
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
17. Food Joke
What do you call fake spaghetti? An “Impasta”!
18. Farm Funnies
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
19. Cycling Sillies
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
20. Wall Jokes
What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
21. Winter Laughter
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
22. Exercise Jokes
I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
23. Egg-citing Times
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
24. Drinking to Oblivion
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
25. Dinosaur Pronunciation
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
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