18 Cute and Silly Knock Knock Jokes That’ll Make You Laugh
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While knock-knock jokes remain timeless, there are moments when they can become somewhat predictable. For those who enjoy the humor of these jokes, it’s clear that they have a unique ability to bridge generation gaps. Both grandparents and grandkids, as well as friends of all ages, find joy in sharing a laugh with one another.
Here are some knock-knock jokes to replenish your jokes tank. The best jokes are the ones you don’t see coming.
1. The Idiot’s House
Someone found a subtle way to call someone an idiot.
“Why did the chicken cross the road?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“To get to the idiot’s house. Knock knock?’
“Who’s there?”
“The chicken.”
They can’t be mad if it is a joke.
2. An Owl’s Joke
An online user shares another joke that leaves your joke partner impressed.
“Knock, Knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Owls.”
“Owls who?”
“They sure do!”
3. Do Cows Moo?
How about this for getting hearty laughter out of anyone?
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Cows”
“Cows who?”
“Cows don’t who, they Moo!”
It’s a perfect comeback for the Owls joke.
4. Caught Unawares Cow Joke
Here’s a smart one to catch them unawares.
A: Moo.
B: What?
A: Never mind, I was thinking of something else. Oh! A joke! Knock knock.
B: Who’s there?
A: Time-traveling cow.
B: Time-traveling cow, who?
A: grins smugly
If you still don’t get it, the time-traveling cow said moo before the joke started.
5. Yodeling Little Old Lady
An online user shares a joke they got from a 7-year-old.
“Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lil old lady
Lil old lady who?
Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel.”
6. A Sneezy Joke
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Etch.”
“Etch who?”
“Bless you!”
That’s a pretty good one, isn’t it?
7. Interrupting Animal
You may have heard this one [or not], but it’s a timeless classic.
“Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOO!”
This can be substituted with different animals. You can be an interrupting sloth who starts to poke the joke partner but moves as slowly as humanly possible. Or a starfish where you put your hand up towards their face when they’re trying to say, “Interrupting starfish who?”
8. A Nap Time Joke
If they look tired but still won’t nap, send them to bed with this one:
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Goliath.”
“Goliath, who?”
“Goliath down, you looketh tired.”
They’d need an understanding of Old English to get it. Gen-Z and Gen-Alpha may not.
9. A Pronunciation Joke
They may know how to pronounce Idaho, but that should not keep you from making fun of them.
An online user shares this joke:
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Ida.”
“Ida who?”
“It’s Idaho, not Idawho.”
10. A Little Marvel Joke
If you’re a Marvel comic book fan, share this with a fellow fan.
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Door mom”
“Door mom who?”
“Dormommu! I’ve come to bargain.”
11. The Perfect Pick-Up Line
Are you looking for the perfect joke to squeeze a smile out of your loved one, this will definitely make them feel special.
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there”
“Honeydew.”
“Honeydew who?”
“Honeydew know how fine you look?”
12. A Little SOS Joke
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Dwayne.”
“Dwayne who?”
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning[sic].”
13. A Little Cuckoo
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Cook.”
“Cook who?”
“Yeah, you do sound kinda crazy.”
Ah, you got me!
14. Scary Fun
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
15. Punny Lettuce
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce who?”
“Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!”
16. A Pinch of Sweetness
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Olive.”
“Olive who?”
“Olive you, and I miss you!”
17. Ring the Dinner Bell
“Knock knock?”
“Who’s there?”
“Justin.”
“Justin who?”
“Justin time for dinner!”
18. Road Trip Time
“Knock, knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Alpaca.”
“Alpaca who?”
“Alpaca the suitcase; you load up the car!”
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