100 Hilarious Yo Momma Jokes to Win Any Playful Battle
Yo Momma’s So Hilarious: Fat Jokes Galore
1. Yo mama so fat, she needs a map to find her back pocket.2. Yo mama’s so fat that even Dora’s like, ‘Nah, I’m good!’3. Yo mama so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
1. Yo mama so hideous, she made an onion bawl.2. Yo momma so repulsive even hello kitty said adios!3. Yo mama so ugly, even her reflection refuses to show up.
1. Yo mama’s so old she probably drove a chariot to her high school prom.2. Yo mama so old, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.3. Yo mama’s so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
1. Yo mama’s so foolish when burglars broke into her house and stole the TV, she ran after them shouting ‘Hang on, you forgot the remote!2. Yo mama so witless, she couldn’t even tie her own shoe laces!
1. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad even the homeless send it back – with a polite ‘no thank you’!2. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, she uses the smoke detector as a spice rack!3. Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, the trash can threw itself out.