89 of the Funniest Jokes for Kids

by Mombloglife

These are the best jokes for kids to bring laughter to your classroom, dinner table, or long car ride.   

When To Tell Jokes

During the Morning Routine or Breakfast: Start the day with a smile by telling a joke in the morning.

When To Tell Jokes

On the Way to School: Lighten the mood during the commute with a funny kid’s joke.

16 Good Jokes About School

1. What is a math book’s favorite type of music? Rock and “solve.” 2. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

12 Math Jokes for Kids

1. Why don’t other shapes talk to circles? Because there’s no point. 2. How do you stay warm in any room? Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.

15 Kids Jokes for Spring

1. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a 31-day March! 2. What season is it when you are on a trampoline? Spring-time!

11 Jokes for Summer Vacation

1. Why do bananas use sunscreen? Because they peel! 2. What did the pig say on a hot summer day? “I’m bacon!”

13 Animal Jokes for  Younger Students

1. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moooon! 2. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

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