The Best Pick-Up Lines: 50+ Funny and Flirty Openers to Break the Ice

From cheesy to witty, hilarious to smooth, we’ve got you covered with a collection of 50+ funny and flirty openers that will help you step up your flirting game and connect with that special someone. 

1. “Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you have ‘fine’ written all over you.” 2. “Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.” 3. “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber’.”

Top 10 Cheesy Pick Up Lines

1. “Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.” 2. “Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.” 3. “Do you have a name or can I call you mine?”

15 Hilarious Pick-Up Lines for Your Crush

1. “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?” 2. “Kiss me if I’m wrong, but aren’t dinosaurs still around? I mean, they may not be the same as before, but haven’t they evolved into birds?” 3. “Hey, you’re gorgeous, and I’m cute. We’d look great together. Our union would be really cute.”

13 Witty Pick-Up Lines for Women

1. “My eyes seem to be bewitched. I just can’t stop staring at you.” 2. “Excuse me,” Was I the person you were addressing? [No] Well then, please start.” 3. “No, my dad was not an alien. He was a human like everyone else. Because there’s nothing else like you on this planet!”

11 Smooth Pick-Up Lines for Men

1. “Are you a carbon sample? Because I’d love to date you!” 2. “You stole my breath away! I hope you know CPR.” 3. “Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

5 Cute and Wholesome Pick-Up Lines

1. Get your word-smithing hat on and come up with some puns that’ll make ‘em giggle. 2. Compliment the person and make ‘em feel like the cutest critter in the room, without being pushy or creepy (it’s an art).

How to Come Up with a Fun Pick-Up Line

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